Old? Why, he's a Maverick!

He uses a Chuck Berry number as his entrance music. He attacks opponents by attaching them to political figures from over a quarter century ago. His misspeakings include a public moment where he defined himself as a "liberal conservative candidate".

Yet John McCain's backers insist he's not too old; in fact, they say he's a maverick. Fine, then. That helps us paint a better picture at least. But questions still need to be answered. Like, are we talking two-door or four-door?



Or, what about the luxury decor option?



And lastly, if he's doing a Maverick Sprint into this general election campaign, who will his running mate? The more experienced Mustang, or a true agent of change--the Pinto?



One thing for sure. He's the genuine article. Otherwise, people would be labeling him as more of a comet.